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Facts about Chuck NorrisThis is every chuck Norris joke known to chuck Norris (not to man for chuck Norris i THE man every one else is just a man)Facts about Chuck Norris by iloveanime123
They once named a freeway after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it, because no one crosses Chuck Norris . . . AND LIVES!
Chuck Norris docent swim, water just likes to be around him.
When Chuck Norris fights vampires, he doesn't need wooded pointed stakes to kill them. His fists are the stakes.
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is a radical republican conservative that hates gays, women, atheists due to his small mind and cloistered upbringing.
Volcanoes exist only because Chuck Norris needs coffee in the mornings...He still says it isn't hot enough.
Chuck Norris never got an academy award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris is not a Gary Stu. A Gary Stu is a wannabe Chuck Norris.
There was an universe until Chuck Norris destroyed it. Then came our universe.
Chuck Norris once challenged God to fight him. God wagered heav
I eat food and I still do math on my fingers I:|
I'm not super at drawing. But I like to do it anyway 'cause otherwise all the stupid creative juices in my brain would clog up and I'd explode or something, and it would be terrible. Also I love writing xD I write like a dozen times more often than I draw.
I'm really easy to get along with, I promise o3o I don't bite pfffff. And if I did, you wouldn't catch rabies. ...At least I don't think so. Pretty sure you won't. Hm.
I'll get back to you on that.